Anonymole – apocryphal agitators

Spike up the Nog

Punch – it – up,
dump in the rum,
kick in the brandy,
gotta have sum.
Oh, gi’me oh gi’me oh gi’me a mug-a-nog.

Headin’ to a party,
where the tame folk hang,
down at the office, a neighbors,
or with the family gang.

But we’ll take a long a secret,
tucked in our tog,
a couple of bottles,
to crank up the nog,

Punch – it – up,
dump in the rum,
kick in the brandy,
gotta have sum.
Oh, gi’me oh gi’me oh gi’me a mug-a-nog.

It’s sweet like Cindy,
It’s spicy like Nell,
It’s smooth like Tanya,
and it kicks like,
I’ll tell ya,
Oh, gi’me oh gi’me oh gi’me a mug-a-nog.

Punch – it – up,
dump in the rum,
kick in the brandy,
gotta have sum.
Oh, gi’me oh gi’me oh gi’me a mug-a-nog.

Tonight at the party,
When the guests all nod,
We’ll pour in the secret,
and spike up the nog,

I said what? (2, 3, 4)…
SPIKE UP THE NOG,
I said what? (2, 3, 4)…
SPIKE UP THE NOG,

Oh, gi’me oh gi’me oh gi’me a mug-a-nog.
Punch – it – up,
dump in the rum,
kick in the brandy,
gotta have sum.
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