Phones are like cars, there are new models every year and nobody cares.
The new iPhone 19 is out! Nobody cares.
The new Samsung Universe 14 is out! Nobody cares.
The new Nexus, LG, HTC, Huawei X-Y-or-Z is out! Nobody cares.
Phones are like laptops are like desktops are like cars are like shoes, there are new models every year and NOBODY CARES!
Hey, Technology Media — nobody cares about new phones anymore. So quit harping, hawking, hollering about them!
All these phone manufacturing companies — they’re becoming the car companies of the 1970’s and 80’s. General Motors, Ford, Chrysler, and the others tried to come up with exciting new models every year and tried to engender ALL NEW EXCITING features, but you know what, it doesn’t work anymore.
A car is a car is a car is a car. And guess what?
A phone is a phone is a phone is a phone.
And NOBODY cares about your new ANYTHING!
You’re all producing COMMODITY products now. Phones are like washing machines now. Power-drills. Sewing machines. Blenders. Coffee-makers. Read my lips — COMMODITIES. Quit trying to make them MORE than they are. They’re not. They will never be again. Sorry. But you could slap any ol’ name on a phone now and nobody would care! Sorry, but your time is OVER as innovators. You had your chance and it’s OVER!
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