A guy walks into a doctor’s office and says, Hey, I need an operation, will it hurt?
The doc smiles like a Cheshire cat and says, No, no, it’s practically painless. Just a little pinching and discomfort for a few days.
Well, hell, says the guy, sign me up.
Two weeks after the surgery, the guy goes back to the doctor’s office for a look-see by the doctor.
How are you feeling, sir?
What do you mean…
Well, aside from the tearing and burning and stabbing and hornets and hot match-heads, I’ve finally gotten to the point where I don’t want to hunt you down, strip you and wrap your groin in a bees nest.
Oh, I see. “Well, I’m not going to use you as a poster child for this operation…” — The doctor’s actual words!
Better and better everyday. I might actually be able to walk the stairs now without thinking someone just stuck a needle into my crotch.