When this coronavirus is finally subdued:
- I’m afraid when I go back to work my pants won’t fit anymore.
- I won’t be able to get on an airplane without providing a blood sample.
- Friday night at the movies will become Friday night at the Hulu.
- Libraries will have all closed.
- Cruise ships will be towed off shore and sunk to build up the Great Barrier Reef (yeay!).
- You’ll need a license to go for a picnic.
- There will be home machines you can buy to turn old books and furniture into toilet paper.
- Clorox Company will buy Nabisco and make Bleach Blondie Brownies.
- A home hazmat chamber will don every frontdoor.
- Drone pilots will become an Olympic Sport.
When all this is said and done, Drumpf will have died from the virus (shot by an inoculated tranquilizer dart by Nancy Pelosi), and we’ll be resigned to living in a hyper-paranoid world where a six-foot distant “air hug” is considered affectionate. Kisses — NOT!
Anonymole - apocryphal agitators 
haha we actually talked about the hazmat negative pressure situation for the house/front door!
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I’ll take the home hazmat kit!
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Libraries are already closed here.
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“There will be home machines you can buy to turn old books and furniture into toilet paper.”
This is brilliant. The whole thing will be worth it now.
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A license to live.
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Methinks you are too optimistic.
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Tonight at 7:00 Eastern on MeTV: Columbo (Drama, Mystery 1973) Peter Falk and Martin Landau star in “Double Shock” – A smarmy TV chef and his identical twin brother, a rigidly proper banker, are suspects in the electrocution of their rich uncle.
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Why would they get a bumbling detective to narrate a classic fairy tale? Whoever decided that — genius.
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This could be real life–funny how prophetic Columbo was.
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