When was the last time you paged to the 2nd list of results in a Google Search?
If the answer you seek is not either item #1 or #2 do you give up? Search differently? Try #3?
How many of you skip the first result item intentionally, to deny that resource the satisfaction of being numero uno? Oh, you think your so smart, do you? Well, fuck you!
Do you actually use DuckDuckGo or DuckGoGo or GooseMeNow?
Is search so ingrained in our lives that we would flop around like a flounder gasping for breath on the deck of Spongebob Captain’s schooner were we denied? No more Google for you, young man, you’ve grown far too lazy with your critical thinking skills.