I thought I’d eked by. I thought the ravaging flames of “corporate actions” had dwindled and snuffed out. I thought I had a future.
I thought wrong.
Turns out the totem pole continues to get Jenga’d from the bottom up. And my developer spirit, squatting there smug with a grimace like the Cheshire Cat, just got flicked to the burn pile.
“Call me.” The Prick (you remember him) MS Teams messaged me.
“ME?” (I’d never Teams chatted this guy, ever.)
“This is Anonymole.”
“Your position has been eliminated. You’ll make arrangements with HR to return the phone and laptop. It’s another heavy round of layoffs. Sorry.”
(Yeah, sure you are.)
I guess I’ll have more time to write now. Just what I always wanted.