Good (maybe) news!

Our 1993 gold Saturn was recovered, externally undamaged, by the Portland Police and towed by a towing company to its impound area.

Now, for the privilege of having our car stolen, we get to pay $300 (today only) for the honor of having our car returned to us (and towed from there back to our residence — for additional cost).

Sounds like a racket to me.